Light Sexual themes for the last part. 

 

USAUSAUSA(USA main rep): Who's ready for WW3?

USAUSAUSA(USA main rep): Sorry, wrong chat.

Babysitter(UN): WHAT'S THE RIGHT CHAT?

USAUSAUSA(USA main rep): Just ignore that.

Cowgal(USA deep South): Yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

Babysitter(UN): YES IT DOES!

CottagePunk(England): Don't worry about it, it's just their warring phase again.

Babysitter(UN): I AM CONCEARNED! PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT

USAUSAUSA(USA main rep): no :p

Militarygurl(NATO): Don't worry, I won't let that happen.

Babysitter(UN): I hate all of you

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Maple(Canada main rep): Who wants pancakes?

Maple(Canada main rep): No seriously, I have no more space in my freezer, and I don't want to waste them.

Syrup(Territorial Canada): How many do you have?

Maple(Canada main rep): 400

VogueModel(France): Ah, I think that's my fault, I suggested he bake his stress away.

Maple(Canada main rep): I'm still stressed, but my grocery store ran out of supplies for me.

USAUSAUSA(USA main rep): Is it my boss again?

Maple(Canada main rep): What? No, how did you guess?

CottagePunk(England): Shit, he's sarcastic! Take cover!

Maple(Canada main rep): Shut up, you're not even relevant.

Maple(Canada main rep): But I still need some to take my pancakes please.

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Chrysanthemum(Japan): Anyone available for catsitting? I have to travel soon and my catsitter just died.

SnakeEatCow(Australia): When do you need to be out mate?

Chrysanthemum(Japan): In two days, for about a week.

SnakeEatCow(Australia): Then leave Pochi to me, I can take care of the little critter.

Babysitter(UN): While it's nice that you found a pet sitter, please make sure to only use this group chat for important messages.

SnakeEatCow(Australia): Okay dad!

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NotJustTacos(North Mexico): Norway, what the fuck do you think a burrito is?

Fish(Norway): Don't blame me, blame Sweden. He puts banana on pizza.

NotJustTacos(North Mexico): Don't blame her, not when you called THAT a burrito!